Okay, I figured out what is causing my slow Internet connection. It’s those sneaky Garden Gremlins and their UFO buddies! I’m onto ’em now. I got the photographic evidence against ’em. I’m gonna’ take Rich’s bat to their ship if they show up again. Or hang some of Joseph’s Eyeballs around the whole place. They hate eyeballs.
Actually, my infamous Guru logged in (Via LogMeIn) and fixed my connection. Here he is. His name is Ray Alstrom. He has been my loyal friend and instructor and fixer upper for nigh onto thirty years. He does what they call writing code and building network systems and design work and lots of other stuff that I don’t understand. Besides, he lights my special candle at St. Mary’s when trouble is brewing. He is a sweetheart genius.
I snapped this photograph of him several years ago while he was at the old house working on one of my computers.
I’m back in business! Whoopeeeeee!
Bless you, Raymond! 🙂