This is the Mouse House
This is The Mouse
This is the sunroof on The Mouse House
(Not to be confused with a Whack-A-Mole Hole)
This is Charlie playing with The Mouse
Who is not a mouse at all.
He’s an elderly gentleman by the name of
Charlie II (That’s spelled, too).
He hails from Russian royalty, you know.
The Russian Winter White Dwarf Hamster clan.
This is The Mouse checking out the weather.
This is The Mouse out for a stroll.
This is The Mouse answering the door.
This is The Mouse discussing weighty mouse matters with Charlie.
No, he did not attend the Olympics.
His country is very cold and he is very old.
This is The Mouse listening for applause.
This is a picture of The Mouse’s housemate.
The Evil One (aka Old Biter)
In the wee hours of a morning not so long ago,
Old Biter made a big, soft bed of wood chips.
Snuggled down in the very middle of it.
Goodbye, Old Biter.