I bought a “premium car wash” when I filled up with gas.
Only to discover that the car wash was closed for repairs.
The old number did not work.
finally I got a new number and headed in to endure yet another wait in a car wash.
But, only after I backed all the way out when I saw a truck already in the thing!
Finally, I drove back in and prepared to wait for it to do its thing.
I am not good at waiting.
First, you get the soapy water in your face.
And, I forgot my Kindle.
What does one do in a car wash sans Kindle?
Thank whatever gods may be for reminding me to carry my camera!
You get attacked by the blood-sucking tentacles!
I tried not to look…
Finally, after you resign yourself to living there for the rest of your life
The light turns green and you get a “Premium” stars reward for your trouble!
I think I’ll stick to the hundred-dollar detail shop.
I can sit inside and read my Kindle.
Besides, they transform the interior stench that is reminiscent of an old bar and a garbage dump
into a fresh, linen scent.